1) Pigs could fly: Tons of cool stuff would happen if pigs could fly, because that means people would actually have to do the things they said they said they would do when pigs fly. People would make stupid investments some would become rich, but most who used the phrase when pigs fly would soon be broke. If pigs could fly they would make the coolest gifts for little kids. Little children would love riding around on the back of pigs. Also the zodiac would change a little, because pigs would be used more often as pets. Pigs would no longer be considered an ideal zodiac sign and there would not be a spike of pregnancies during the year of the boar.
2) Aliens landed on Earth: If aliens landed it would be nothing like movies similar to War of the Worlds. Think about it if they managed to travel all the way to our planet, they are most likely advanced. They would bring new technology and completely revolutionize our world. Sadly the aliens would not be able to do much before they die. Maybe the gravity is too different or maybe their suits can not handle our atmosphere. Whatever the cause may be the aliens will die, but not before one angry alien sends a message back to the mother ship. The strange message garbled, because it was given by a half dead being, would be taken as a call to war. Having some of their technology we as humans would have a chance, but they would be more advanced and we would lose. Eventually a truce would be made and the event would only be a dark stain on the history books. An alliance would be made and both societies would prosper.
3) Everyone ordered soup instead of salad: People would order soup with no vegetables, then people who eat out a lot would get scurvy. After the scurvy outbreak all glasses of water would have lime juice squeezed in, but then people would stop liking water, because it tastes funny. People would stop drinking as much water, messing up their immune system, and then the picky eaters would die off. Good thing salad is still an option.
4) Everyone was a superhero: Firstly you wouldn't have to worry about travel costs, because everyone could just fly wherever they wanted. Mostly this would be horrible for society. Superheroes enjoy helping others, but with no one left to help they would go insane. Everyone would have extreme pent up energy. Super strength would be used to knock over buildings and boyfriends who were thinking dirty thoughts (obviously the girls can read minds). Soon the people would have break downs and cities would be destroyed. The only way anyone could survive would be by living lonely, and dejected lives by themselves to stop from attacking everything in sight.
5) I had a time machine: If most people had a time machine it would be bad, but if I had one it would be a catastrophe. I would probably want to meet all of my favourite writers, and may inadvertently teach them new words that they could put in their work. For example I may let the F word slip in front of Shakespeare. Next I would start a savings account far in the past and deposit twenty dollars. Then I would travel to the future and use the fortune now in my bank account due to interest and buy cool technology from the future. Thirdly I would make my way back to my own time and use my time machine to go back in time a couple times so I could take more courses. If anyone ends up catching on that I can not possibly be taking so many courses I would go back in time to when my mom was in university and see if we would be friends. At this point I may inadvertently make it so my mother doesn't give birth to me, and that is where my time traveling ends.
Doctor Who Quote
Two quotes from the fourth doctor.
The Doctor: I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards.
The Doctor: Stupid expression, 'stands to reason.' Why isn't it 'lie down to reason?' Much easier to reason lying down.
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