Nerdy Responses

   Nerd are just the coolest people out there hands down. I think this is mainly due to their cool responses to everyday questions. Seeing as nerds are monopolizing the cool pie I decided today I will share a slice with those unnerds out there. Here are some nerdy responses to everyday questions. N will stand for nerd and P will stand for the other person.
   P: What's up?
   N: Volume when the temperature increases.

   P: Do you speak another language?
   N: Does Klingon count?

   P: Are you okay?
   N: How can I be, when somewhere out there there's a spaceship and I'm not on it.

   P: What are you doing?
   N: Making a time machine. That's why it says time machine in big fancy letters.

   P: Working hard?  
   N: I'm sorry, but I am uncertain where work would be on Moh's scale of hardness.

   P: What's your favourite colour?
   N: Red.. no.. ahhh. (Monty Python reference)

   P: What are you thinking about?
   N: Life, the universe, and the size of dryers in comparison to a person.

   P: What clubs are you joining this year?
   N: Chess club, envirothon, reach for the top, and maybe I might become a nerdfighter.

   P: It's kind of cold out may I borrow a scarf?
   N: Sure, but be careful it's a 14 foot replica of Tom Baker's scarf.

   P: What time is it?
   N: Do you want central, mountain,eastern, pacific, or mars?

   P: Excuse me, did you fart?
   N: Seeing as the average person farts around 14 times a day it's plausible.

   P: What are you doing this weekend?
   N: Going to comic-con.

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Origins
According to nerdfighters and a couple other Internet sources the word nerd was first used as a word by Dr. Seuss around 1950. Also before nerd meant what it meant today the Canadian Northern Electric Research and Development team wore pocket protectors with the acronym N.E.R.D scrawled across their pocket protectors. To think that before nerd was a real word we were still wearing pocket protectors. Power to the nerds.