The Most Awkward Situations

   Today it seems people find everything awkward. Instead of lecturing you on what is awkward and what isn't I am going to give you some scenes in which one person rightfully feels awkward. Some of these ideas came from my good friend Kiera so thank you. I hope you enjoy these short scenes.
   1) The Worst Robbery Ever (The robber feels awkward)
    A man dressed in all black approaches a young woman and asks, "Could a borrow some money? Wait I mean give me all your money. Um... now Please."
    The bewhildered woman replies, "Are you trying to rob me?"
    The man sheepishly replies, "Yes, that is if you're not the police"
    While trying to suppress a laugh the woman lies, "Yes I am a policewoman."
    "Oh, just forget about what I said. I'll be going now", the man said as he ran away.
   2) Twin Mix up (Awkward for both the girlfriend and Henry)
  One romantic evening when Bill was planning on proposing to his girlfriend, Henry, Bill's twin brother, found the engagement ring at the house that he and his brother shared. Knowing where his brother would be that night Henry decided to try to find him and give him the ring.
  Upon Henry's arrival he noticed that Bill was in the bathroom. Not wanting to stay long Henry decided he would just walk by the table and leave the ring on his brother's chair. While walking by his girlfriend called, "Bill. That sure didn't take long. What's that in your hand?" Before Henry could say anything she was kissing him just as his brother came into view.
   Being a gentleman all Bill said was, "Sarah, meet my brother Henry".
   3) Big Mouth (Awkward for the big mouth)
   While talking to a fellow employees Fred asked, "Have you started looking for a new job yet?"
   "No, why should I?", Keith replied.
   Not catching on Fred continued, "Well you only have around a week left at the company."
   In exasperation Keith replied, "I'm being fired!"
   Mainly what I'm trying to get across is that awkward situations are usually due to misconceptions or mistakes. In today's society as soon as there is a silence in a conversation people start to feel awkward. Count your lucky stars at least you aren't in one of the aforementioned scenarios.

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I'm eight blogs behind. Last blog I forgot to thank Keira for being the co-founder of Nerds Are Us, so thanks. Of course this is not an actual store... yet.

Doctor Who Quote

Captain Jack and Rose having their own awkward moment.

Rose: So, um, who're you supposed to be then?
Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. 133 Squadron, Royal Air Force. American volunteer. (hands Rose psychic paper)Rose: Liar. This is psychic paper. It tells me whatever you want it to tell me.
Jack: How do you know?Rose: Two things. One, I have a friend that uses this all the time. And two, you just handed me a piece of paper telling me you're single and you work out.
Jack: Tricky thing, psychic paper.Rose: Yeah. can't let your mind wander when you're handing it over.