Bank of Awesome

   Before I start this post I should give credit where credit is due. The idea of the bank of awesome was created mostly by my friend Keira during a school assembly, however she is perfectly fine with me writing about it. Basically it is a fictional bank that loans out awesome ideas at a 3.14 interest rate. Here are some of the ideas we thought up and who we would loan them to.
   Our first loan would be to Jersey Shores, because in my opinion they are currently in awesome debt, and are owing the public some awesome. We would teach them the Spock pump to replace that stupid fist pump. Instead of making a fist and pumping it you put your hand in a Vulcan salute for a Spock pump. They would have to air that in twenty episodes or more and then we would be even. If anyone manages to get the Spock pump to catch on anywhere post a comment on any post, I would love to hear about it.
    Secondly we would loan Tom Baker scarfs and Tron suits to clothing stores that make their sizes too mall. It drives me nuts when you walk into a store and all of a sudden your a size bigger. Why can't all stores just have the same sizings? To make up for this horrible error each location will have to sell 1000 scarfs and 2 Tron suits. I'm trying to be realistic.  I doubt a lot of people would actually wear that full body spandex suit. I'm amazed all stores don't sell Tom Baker scarfs all ready, they would sell better than most of the other clothes.
    Next we would loan Doctor Who costumes to all costume stores. Some of these costumes would include, sticks of celery, David Tennant's blue suit, Amy Pond kiss-o-gram outfit, and of course the sonic screwdrivers from every doctor. We wouldn't even ask for interest on this one. Call it charity for making the world a little more awesome, or as the nerdfighters would say we're just trying to reduce world suck (everything sucky in the world).
   Lastly we would make small loans to the general public. We would show them cool moves such as nerdfighter workout, the Spock dance (made by Keira and me and a little to complicated to explain at the moment), and Vulcan patty cake (spread fingers in Vulcan salute while doing patty cake). Depending on how desperate some of the people are for awesome the interest may be dropped.
   It would be cool if a bank of awesome actually existed, but we don't need one to make our lives and others awesome. You can start your own cool trend without loaning ideas from the bank. Find something your interested in, no matter how weird, and see if it catches on. Who knows, maybe you'll be the one to completely eliminate world suck.

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