The Smile of Villainy

   Every now and then I smile for no apparent reason, simply because I'm in a good mood. Some take this at face value, others find it creepy. Maybe my smile makes me look demented, which is a possibility. This does not seem like a realistic answer, so I am going to try to delve into the mind of these people. Here is a list of what I think they think I am thinking.
1) If she is smiling when she looks at me there may be something on my face.
2) She could be thinking mean, but funny thoughts about me.
3) Maybe she has a crush on me and wants to be more than friends (You wish).
4) It starts with smiling randomly next thing you know she's going to grab a chainsaw (only in my dreams : D)
5) The voices in her head must be making funny jokes again.
   Notice most of those reasons are narcissistic. Sorry, but my thoughts do not revolve around you, random people. Usually I think of me, myself, and Doctor Who. Also just because I say crazy things occasionally, it does not mean I am mentally unstable. Okay, the last sentence may be debatable.
   Start focusing on your own thoughts, and you might find yourself smiling randomly too. When you waste your time, and mine for that matter, by thinking about what I'm thinking and then commenting, you are making number two on my list true.
   Now I'm going to nag myself as well on the following point. When you talk to someone you have a crush on you begin to wonder how much they like you back. Every facial expression is analysed. You start to wonder, "Did that smile mean something?" Calm down, and just enjoy the time you spend together. If your relationship grows it will become evident to you without analysing their every move.
  Stop worrying and start contemplating. Why not ponder life, the universe, and everything. Good luck, and have many happy thoughts.

Doctor Who Quote (From the very first doctor)

Road Works Overseer: "I suppose you think you're very clever."

The Doctor: "Well, without any undue modesty, yes!"