Skankily Clad

    It seems that today's generation does not understand the concept of clothing. My dictionary defines clothing as washable cloth or covering. I define it as cloth that covers your body in order to withstand certain weather conditions. Today's teens define it as, "Anything that makes me look hot. It doesn't have to be cloth".
    I have underwear that cover more than the shorts that some girls wear. My cheer leading uniform made me look like a cheap hooker. Silver skin tight spankies, with shorts that were no longer than the shorts. My somewhat longer underwear would almost stick out, I kid you not. I might have been able to put up with it if not for the sheer tightness of it.
    My cheer team, and most teenagers don't seem to understand the difference between fitted, and grossly tight clothing. My cheer shorts and my top ended up giving me a muffin top and my coaches said I may need tighter clothes. Are they blind? If so they're not the only ones, because you can see teens making the same mistake everywhere.
     The next inappropriate, but popular clothing choice, is see through clothing. If a tank top is worn underneath the clothing it's not so bad, but some girls think differently. As my friend said, "See through means you should see through". Classy, isn't it?
     Boys, don't think you're off the hook. Girls may have you beat in looking like whores (Man whores are hard to come by), but you have your own fashion mistakes. I think everyone knows what I'm talking about here. That's right, I'm talking about the pants on the ground issue. Showing everyone your boxers doesn't make you look cool or sexy, or whatever it is you're going for. Just give it up and wear a belt.
     I've dissed boys and girls, now for something in between. This is the odd fashion created by lady gaga. This new clothing meets pretty much none of the criteria for it to be considered clothing.
1) It's not even made of cloth all the time. (Her cold cut outfit)
2) It doesn't protect you against any weather conditions. It would be hilarious to see someone try to walk through rain in some of those outfits.
3) None of them make her look hot, just strange.
     When you put on an outfit think, "Would I be ashamed to wear this in front of my grandma or grandpa". If so, maybe you should reconsider wearing it. Stop trying to look like a slut for your man, or women and dress for yourself.
   

Dr. Who Quote

"These buffaloes must be gigantic. So many wings."