The Horror of Reading Minds

   One terrifying thought that goes through my head on a regular basis is how horrible it would be if someone could read my mind. I think that people would no longer consider me too nice if they could read my mind as it is a weird and scary place.
   Out of parnoia I sometimes think about why it's mean for people to read my mind. That's right I give potential mind readers guilt trips. I'm prepared for evil mind readers bwa ha ha. My mind isn't actually that bad of a place. Most of the time I'm thinking up dance moves and random stuff to write or make videos about.
   I honestly don't insult people tons in my head, it's my odd scenarios that play on like evil background music that I wouldn't want anyone seeing. I am a huge fan of sci-fi adventures so my head is filled with time travel and shooting aliens. If someone had the power to mind read and I was in the middle of a conversation and they decided to lose their powers it could shock them. Can you imagine being in a conversation with someone and all of a sudden you see them shooting something because you accidentally looked in their head. Not exactly a good moment.
   Apart from the disturbing movie sequences that play in my head I do think of mean things in my head as well. My main stress manager is to swear or insult the person I'm annoyed with. I can think up some pretty insulting comments. A person with an open mind may even get annoyed at me less if they realised just how many come backs I bite back. Although even in the confines of my head I feel bad about insulting people, so I usually rationalize after about why the person is a good person and why I shouldn't be annoyed.
   I don't fantasise about boys and I guess the insults wouldn't get me into that much trouble, the thoughts that I really don't want anyone hearing is my random nerdiness. People already look at me funny for being odd and nerdy. When I'm incredibly bored I start to ponder random math questions and try to remember what I learned in school. I guess it's kind of silly to think this is the worst but there it is.
   So my head is an interesting place, and I'm sure yours is too. Let's just hope no one figures out how to get into others heads, because that may be helpful to solve crimes but overall it would super suck.

Business

Still 12 posts behind, big surprise. This was supposed to be Saturday's post just forgot to click publish.

Distraction of the Day

While writing this posts I promptly got distracted by Charlie McDonnell the YouTube guy. Ironically the distraction started with his video talking about procrastination. Why does he have to be so personable? Grr, distractions!